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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Something to Think About :)

Still working on my project - it will be here soon - I hope. . .Enjoy -

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"


The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!


At 6:07 PM, Anonymous Karmyn said...

hhahaahahhaaha - Good one Shauna.

At 9:13 PM, Blogger JR's Thumbprints said...

With store managers pinching nipples, no wonder K-Mart isn't turning a profit.

At 9:36 PM, Blogger Pamela said...

my kind of woman.

At 6:03 AM, Blogger Beccy said...

Excellent, I must remember that!

At 8:31 AM, Blogger her indoors said...

but dare we try that one out ourselves, i will if you will but you gotta go first lol

At 9:43 AM, Anonymous Vicki said...

Now THAT is funny!!!

Here's one for you

A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and said
to the old farmer, "I'm here to inspect your farm."
The old farmer said, "You'd better not go out in that field."

The Ag representative said in a "demanding tone, "I have the authority
of the U. S. Government behind me. See this card, I am allowed to go
wherever I wish on agricultural land."

So the old farmer went about his chores. In a few minutes, he heard
loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running for his
life, headed for the fence. Close behind, and gaining with every step,
was the farmer's prize bull, nostrils flaring, madder than a full nest
of hornets.

The old farmer cupped his hands to his mouth and yelled out, "Show Him
Your Card! Show Him Your Card!"

At 4:45 AM, Blogger Shauna said...

lol peeps!

Vicki that is soooo funny! ! !


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