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Monday, June 11, 2007

The Obedient Wife"

I think this has been around before. . .

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a moment!"

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,

"Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him."

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it."


At 9:41 AM, Blogger ChrisB said...

LOl very funny

At 10:21 AM, Blogger her indoors said...

very fuuny and i had not heard it before!

At 7:21 AM, Blogger Pamela said...

if it got cashed... wouldn't you get creeped out.


missed you on fun monday kitchen.

At 10:47 AM, Blogger Tiggerlane said...

Not a kitchen - but very funny!

At 10:17 PM, Anonymous Arkansas Songbird said...

I've heard this one before, but it is just as funny the second time around!

At 11:23 AM, Blogger Shauna said...

O please forgive me everyone for not getting my kitchen posted. . .

I have got to get organized! ! !

At 11:23 AM, Blogger Shauna said...

Pamela - Yea that would be creepy if it got cashed! ! ! Ewewewew

At 11:57 AM, Blogger Claudia said...

LOL!! Excellent!!


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