True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
Now you decide what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
posted by Shauna @ 12:15 PM
10 Comments:
or 4) having a slinky nurse cause you to respond before they get the ring off of its new digit.
ouch.
LOL how embarassing is that! and how the hell has he managed to get two females if he can fit his wedding ring on his wedding tackle!!!!
I really hope, for *some* saving grace for this complete dick wad... not that he deserves any... that he had really big fingers.
Oh, I hope it was my ex-boyfriend. No, wait minute..... his wedding ring would be too big for his penis....
Wonder if he learned his lesson?
LOL to all of you! ! !
arkansas songbird, sadly, speaks of truth.
That is some crazy stuff - or maybe she really worked to get it on there? Sheesh...
lol Tiggerlane
i say number 3. that's a good one. Something maybe I would have done.
maybe
a long time ago
okay yes... the story is about me. I admit it now. I did it.
Serves him right.
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