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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Son-In-Law

AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"

THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.

THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING THE FOOTBALL GAME WITH MY SON-IN-LAW."

8 Comments:

At 1:10 PM, Blogger Beccy said...

Lol Shauna, I like it alot!

 
At 8:20 AM, Blogger Shauna said...

:) Beccy

 
At 8:17 PM, Anonymous gawilli said...

Very funny!

 
At 11:11 PM, Blogger Pamela said...

look on the bright side. He didn't have to buy him a beer.

 
At 11:26 PM, Blogger Kila said...

If only I had been as smart ;)

 
At 1:08 AM, Blogger her indoors said...

wonder if he will take him down to the pub for a pint LOL

 
At 7:42 AM, Blogger Raven_Dase said...

omgosh that is hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh!

 
At 10:08 AM, Blogger Debs said...

ROFLMAO that was too funny.

Pamela he might not have to buy him a beer, but batteries.....

 

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